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23rd of February 2010 12:43 PM by Big Bad Brett Lee website: http://www.servehimasovenchips.com
Hi, Brett Lee here, stumbled on your site trying to find that little runt (that's a bit of slang I learnt over here) Ward?

As you'll have read on the web today, my test career is as good as over. SInce I spent a warm Summer's evening in Birmingham practising after the day's play only to be abused by some drunken fools from Box Q in the stand, my career has been hanging by a thread. Well, today, I have decided to throw the towel in to pursue that imbecile Ward who has prematurely ended it.

It isn't the first time I've heard he has abused Australians, so I'm going to track him down and serve him as an accompaniment to a good hearty Steak. In fact, if I catch Ward I might just deep fry him & serve him in all good Fish & Chip shops around Milton Keynes.

I WILL GUN YOU DOWN WARD!
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150
23rd of February 2010 09:07 AM by Phil website: http://Nice Finish.com
There's a number of ways to finish 150 lads with treble twenty, treble eighteen , double eighteen being the pros' preferred way.

Well I prefer to put three in that little red bull one after another - **** I don't want to have to start moderating every comment on here before it's published so keep it relatively clean please !! Cheers JH ***

Lots of wedgewood for sale up our way if anyone's interested..

PTPT x
Post number:
149
21st of February 2010 08:45 PM by dancing on ice fan website: http://itv.co.uk/dancingonice
Hi, I'm a fan of Dancing on Ice on ITV, and a good friend of Phillip Schofield.
I've just noticed that the current contestant, Mikey Graham( you know the irish guy from "Boyzone") looks just like a certain Mr G Simpson from your Saturday 1st X1 team photo.

Mr G Simpson certainly looks like he has an ipod full of Boyzone classics such as "Baby can I hold You", "Love me for a reason", and a poster of his former idol Stephen Gately.
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20th of February 2010 10:35 PM by Tariq Aziz website: http://passage2india.co.uk
I would like to extend a hearty congratulations to Mr G Simpson who very easily managed to clear away 5 full portions of our house special "Persian Biryani" in a new record time.

The defeated former record holder, Sanjay Choudhury, said he was not hopefull of re-gaining the crown after seeing G Simpson at work. He explained "dis man is the same as a hungry pig."

Simpson said "The passage to India has always been a favourite of mine, and taking the title from Sanjay has been on my mind since moving to the area."
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17th of February 2010 05:10 PM by Mr Blind Bat website: http://www.guide-dogsfortheblind.co.uk
I would just like to take this opportunity to promote our services for players at your club.

We have recently received a donation from your club of half a stump belonging to a certain James Clark esq for our brave dogs to play fetch with.

We feel that, in light of the recent batting performances that culminated with this most valuable of donations, we may well be in a position to offer the services of our best dog - Laddie - to help Mr Clark find his way to the crease.

Reason being there is a strong feeling amongst other members of the squad that due to the lack of time Mr Clark has spent at the crease recently, he may well find it hard to locate this area of the pitch. Hence - Laddie!!

Look forward to hearing from you soon Mr Clark.....
Post number:
146
16th of February 2010 03:27 PM by Lord Lonsdale website: http://SponsorshipOpportunities.com
I've noticed that one of the team is training in one of our top of the range Lonsdale tracksuits (mrp £6.99). Let me describe him.....he looks a bit like that Shane "The Hulk" Watson although having watched his performance in the nets he's underperforming his looky likey by some way.
Well, in conjunction with The Classic Bat Company, we'd like to offer this young man a wonderful prize at the end of the season.....
Should he score more than 200 runs and take more than twenty wickets this season he'll be awarded the freedom of Kirkby Lonsdale (where his quality sports attire is manufactured). I'll only be too glad to get on my horse and ride all the way to The Keynes to present him with a bright red shiny new shellsuit to go with his rather dull black one.

Gay Lord Lonsdale
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145
15th of February 2010 05:29 PM by Mr Manager website: http://www.mk-gov.uk
I would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr G Simpson for his great efforts in working Friday nights at Shenley Brook End. There have been reports coming into the council for the last few weeks that Mr Simpson has been seen performing his regular ground working duties that he mainly does during the day, in the sports hall of the local school, as he has been regularly shovelling away the pies served up to him performing a key duty for the council.

Thanks for that Mr Simpson, but please do remeber that when working in the evenings, you must wear your high-vis vest or jacket. I know they are pretty hard to come across for your size, but I'm sure we can find an XXXXXXXXL from somewhere.

Regards

Mr Manager
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144
12th of February 2010 10:30 PM by The welsh one website: http://Crickets-only_ a few week away.already
Welsh context:
Oh what's occurin, seems like the seeson is miles away, come on, couple a weeks and weel be playin cricket.
So lets ave a bit mor from the playes cos this is a big yeer for the club.
Banta is one thing lets do it.
Golf seeson is over boys,
Big things this year
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143
25th of January 2010 09:22 AM by Mr Ping(u) website: http://Three Putts and Your Out.com
All,

I wanted to report that I was abused yesterday. On every green I had to hit the ball at least three times before my master got the little white ball in the hole. I have to say I've never come off a golf course with such a terrible headache in all of my life.

Is there a helpline number I can ring to report this, I'm at the end of my tether.

Robbo's Putter :(
Post number:
142
24th of January 2010 12:31 AM by The laid back lad website: http://Isn't the sun luvley.com
The time draws near when the Mallorca express set's off again, sun, sun sea and oh yeah cricket.

Cant wait bags packed, tannin lotion ready and I've packed me whites

Laid back lad
Post number:
141
15th of January 2010 07:46 PM by Smog monsta website: http://.The seasons upon us.co.uk
Whi ie, forst entry of the nu yeea, whers u boys been like, hibernatin?
Well ive pressed me whites like and Im rarin to go, seen fixtyas on the web and the bluds pumpin.
A seee Als bin cuttin strips arlredy, the snows nowt t him.
So wishin arl u boys gud luk this seeson an stik it too em
Lets get on it and enjoy it

Smoggie
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140
24th of December 2009 06:44 PM by namsdnuorg
Like to wish all the players and officals and supporters, and anyone else belonging to the club, also everyone else a merry xmas and a happy new year..
Post number:
139
12th of November 2009 07:26 PM by Who website: http://www.timelord.universe
Dr Sprits,Who here, does that mean we are related or you just more competition.
This tardis isn't big enough for the both of us.

Congratulations

Dr Who
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138
12th of November 2009 06:08 PM by Doctor Sprits website: http://www.buyyourcdoctratehere.com
Has anyone seen this mysterious "bat maker" character anywhere? I've heard stories about his legendary willow. Apparently he has a few lessons to teach me!

Bat maker, bat maker, make me a bat, hit me a six, catch me a catch.....

By the way, did I mention I'm a doctor now?

Doc JS xxxxx
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10th of November 2009 08:04 PM by Sir Geoffrey Boycott website: http://www.been-there-seenit-dunit.yorks
Lads, just been chekkin on t' website and notised that thars bin nowt comment since octoba.
Yuh no up north crickit is an arl yeer sport, so cum on yuh suthen jeesies and hav sum banta.
cant beleeve yuv arl gon inta hibernashon.

Geoff
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136
17th of October 2009 07:25 AM by The ICC website: http://icc.yahoo.com
We at the ICC have a few concerns with the way cricket is goin at the moment. You can find them at the websites below.

http://www.holdingwilley.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=864

http://www.holdingwilley.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=914

http://www.holdingwilley.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=833:the-modern-coachs-methods&catid=1:latest
Post number:
135
16th of October 2009 12:07 PM by namsdnuorg
my tarmac tracks are the toast of the town,
Post number:
134
8th of October 2009 03:09 PM by Admin website: http://this one
Many thanks Mr Grapes for your valuable comments.

Re: the aforementioned bitter Northern Monkey and his barely concealed sourness I feel that given his obvious liking for oriental cuisine surely the Sour Lychees Confederation should also be informed ??
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7th of October 2009 06:07 PM by Mr S Grapes website: http://www.tastemysourgrapes.com
Dear Web Site Administrator,

I am writing to inform you of the inappropriate usage of sour grapes (see post 131). Unless you have been licensed by the World Wide Sour Grapes Confederation to use such language then we may well have to shut down this web site as a certain Mr G Simpson seems intent on bringing his Northerness to Bletchley Town CC with a vicious campaign of sourness to blemish the good will generally on offer with this club.
Let's work together and ensure that just one person's sourness doesn't ruin it for everyone.

Yours Truly

Mr Sour Grapes
Post number:
132
7th of October 2009 04:20 PM by Shahid Afridi website: http://Boom Boom.pak
Afternoon All, "Boom Boom" here,

Boom boom boom, let me hear ya,
Boom boom boom, let me hear ya....

Boom Boom
Post number:
131
7th of October 2009 03:50 PM by Recovery Club website: http://Can't Hit My Driver Boo Hoo.co.uk
Hi Chaps, Robbo's Recovery Club Here,

I think we should make the next course a long testing one so I don't get used too often to plod a ball 170 yards down the fairway. I really did have a bad headache after Sunday's round and felt I was way overused. When is my master going to wake up and use his driver a bit more often, surely if he was a true golfer he'd be getting it out on just about every hole and booming it down the fairway a la Olly Reid and Spring Rolls.

Oh, and by the way, that was the worst polo neck shirt I've seen since Seve won The Open at Lytham in 1984, absolute village!

Cheers
Mr F.O.U.R Iron Esq
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130
5th of October 2009 05:16 PM by Office Junior website: http://www.pubchain.com
Err Hi, this doesn't look like a feedback form but I've been asked to provide my comments here on one of my superior's; a Mr Muffin Top,

I find Mr Top very hairy and intimidating. He often growls and waves his arms at me like an angry gorilla. He was most upset this morning, muttering something about losing at golf and not having a long enough drive, before storming off for his lunch-time spring rolls.

He takes a long time to get anything done, often scratching around at his desk for hours but he does occasionally make some good speeches.

Yours

Mr O Junior
Admin underling
Post number:
129
5th of October 2009 04:35 PM by Course Marshall website: http://CourseEtiquette.co.uk
Hi Chaps, Course Marshall Mathers Here,

Was out surveying the damage yesterday after I heard about a croc on the course. Thankfully not too much to report. By the way, one of you boys must have hit a beauty into the 9th as there was a pitch mark right by the hole? Nice play.

Anyway, the guys in the bar mentioned two boomers down the 18th - I heard there was a little disagreement as to who had hit the longest drive. Well I'm pleased to say that I got my tape measure out and that Oliver Reid boy recorded a 315 yarder. But I'm afraid the much musclier chap playing for the oppo recorded a 318 yarder - just wanted to set the record straight, back to my mower now.

Laters
C M Mathers
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128
5th of October 2009 02:09 PM by Wildlife Watcher website: http://www.goodbyecroc.co.uk
I would like to report a sighting of the great croc that has made several appearances in the Bletchley area over past months. It appears that he has migrated to the lakes of the 3 Locks Golf Course of late, where on Sunday I saw him chasing a little white thing around the course. Unfortunately this proved to be to no avail, where come the 16th hole he retired to the lake admitting defeat in his search for another great victory despite the best efforts of a somewhat portly looking sidekick.
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127
28th of September 2009 08:15 PM by namsdnuorg
The season has finished the roads are due to dug up and re-tar macked.............lots to do before the the traffiic can come through..............
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126
23rd of September 2009 08:07 PM by Owd Big Ed website: http://www.back from the dead coaching.com
young man young man,

Tis a simple problem to solve, when I wus at Forest we ad simlar problems.
My suggestion dont hit a golf ball wii a cricket bat.

Turnin in me grave

Brian
Post number:
125
18th of September 2009 11:42 AM by The Shovel website: http://The Big Boys Side.com
Chaps,

Seeing as we now have a multitude of qualified coaches in the club I wonder if anyone can help me with my technique?

When I hit the ball with my Calloway Big Bertha it generally fades or slices into the woods or the rough. This is strange as when I hit the ball with my cricket bat it tends to go straight to the left through mid-wicket.

Are there any mathematicians out there who could possibly explain why this is through the power of algebra? Or should I simply start batting with my Big Bertha next year?

Golf is King!

Cheers
The Shovel
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124
14th of September 2009 12:53 PM by Mr Ho website: http://www.takeaway.com
Mr Ho here

I was playing in front of the awesome foursome at Three Locks on Sunday morning, slowing them up whilst I decided which club to use on each tee. Turns out I only need a driver and putter in my bag as that's all I use, but I still got round in fewer shots than the croc.

Whilst walking up the 18th in front of my hareem of ladies, I did note that if Packard's 15ft putt had not unfortunately lipped out on the 17th, it would have been a very different story. Plus I saw Simpson kick his ball out of the rough on the 4th.

Mr Ho
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123
14th of September 2009 12:34 PM by Tiger Woods website: http://Winnings Everything.com
Hi Chaps, Tigger here,

After my 71st PGA Tour title victory yesterday I got wind of another famous victory back in Milton Keynes at The Three Locks Golf Club. Congratulations to Simmo and The Croc for holding off a sterling fightback from Masters Roberts and Packard. Being 3 down after 9 and then 1up through 14 team "Packerts" must have thought the game was in the bag. Little did they know that The Croc would make a sterling par on the par 5 15th for a half (inspired by having to play his third shot across a croc lake no doubt) and then Simmo would hit two magical 5 irons firstly to the par 3 17th and secondly the 18th and then roll in a monster from off the green to snatch victory for the jaws of defeat.

Better luck next time Chaps!
Tigger x
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122
11th of September 2009 12:31 PM by Alistair Croc website: http://ReptiliansRule.com
Hi All Croc Here,

Looking forward to feasting on Roberts, Simpson, Packard and some swans and geese on Sunday at The Three Locks. I've already practised my leap out of the water on the 9th and bought a new pair of crocodile golf shoes to celebrate the event.

Clarky, the lads were telling me of their impending retirement from cricket, well now you can add my name to the list - I prefer being on the golf course, hidden in lakes and preying on the local wildlife.

Robbo, was just wondering if you'd hired some buggies for the round on Sunday? I'm getting on a bit now and may need a bit of help climbing hills and getting out of bunkers.

Croc
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121
11th of September 2009 10:41 AM by Wardy website: http://Ibeatgrahamsimpson.com
Simpson - I'm afraid that I'm actually Roy Castle of Bletchley Town. Read this and weep:

Scored a half century: Done
Scored a century: Done
Taken 5 wickets in an innings: Done
Taken 10 wickets in an innings: Done
Taken a hat-trick: Done
Taken 5 catches in an innings: Done

Clarky - I'm retiring with immediate effect, as there's nothing more for me to achieve in cricket...
Post number:
120
11th of September 2009 08:50 AM by Simmo website: http://I beat Jason Heenan
Re: post 119

I'm afraid to say that on October 12th 2007 at Wicken I not only scored 50+ and retired but bowled and kept wicket for the majority of Wicken's reply. I also enjoyed a long stint of umpiring and gave Radders out LBW even though the ball was probably going over the top.

I'm still the Roy Castle of Bletchley Town, nobody can stop me!
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119
7th of September 2009 07:30 PM by Supporter
Well done yesterday to Jason Heenan on a maiden 50. Even more well done on bowling your five over spell early enough to be able to keep wicket for 20 overs as well. Even Simmo hasnt managed to dominate a game as much as that.
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118
6th of September 2009 10:54 AM by Geoff Miller website: http://www.englandselectors.co.uk
Seems young shepherd is maturing into quite a player :

D Rose Stmp M Shepherd M Shepherd 6
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117
5th of September 2009 07:18 PM by Alison Blackwell
Today I went in search of the old Pavillion. It broke my heart to see this beautiful building in such terrible state of repair. Does anyone know of plans to restore it or will it be pulled down?
Post number:
116
30th of August 2009 10:23 AM by Supporter
Well done the the 1st XI on their win yesterday. Good to see the 2nd XI boys at 8 , 9 , 10 & 11 were in good nick. We have a few more in good form in the 2nds now if you are in need of a number 6 and 7 for next week.
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28th of August 2009 11:29 AM by Mario Von-Bic
There is an imminent worldwide shortage of pen ink, reports suggest that the 1st XI batting card will be least affected by this news.
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114
27th of August 2009 08:34 PM by Max von Sydow website: http://www.no_relation_to Von Clark
What on earth is going on.
We on the planet Mongo under the evil tyranny of Ming the merciless cannot understand why Bletchley Town cannot put together a perfomance week after week.
Von Clark employ the lash and get these "players" to understand if they do not perform death or the 2nd X1 are the alternatives uuuurg the 2nd X1.
Even the "Croc" has been silent lately which is unlike him.
Croc snap it up.

Come on boys who the hell want to be skippered by Des for xxx's sake

Max
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113
25th of August 2009 07:16 PM by Bob the Builder website: http://www.we_can_fix_it.com
It has come to my attention there was a distinct list in to one corner of the downstairs bar, where the newly promoted 1st team players chose to sit by themselves last saturday evening, boasting we're first team players to the rest of the bar.
No worries the clubhouse is being re-developed and this slight anomily we be leveled out for next year.
Be nice to your old skipper

Bob
Post number:
112
22nd of August 2009 09:56 AM by elise
am trying to trace my great grandfather Frederick George Read known as Neff he played cricket for North Bucks poss in the early to mid 1900's. Can any one point me in the direction of this team.
Post number:
111
21st of August 2009 04:30 PM by Stuart Broad website: http://www.englandsno1allrounder.com
A rumour is circulating around the England camp that Graham Simpson thinks I'm not good enough for Test cricket.

Two words to you, GS - 'muffin top'.
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110
6th of August 2009 10:41 AM by Paul Chapman website: http://www.mkcitizen.co.uk
Sorry to bother you all again.

I have looked up the answer machine message again - it was recorded at 0315 on Sunday morning - I'm afraid I don't work then!

It is a wolverton phone number I think and there are two voices on the message. Perhaps this was a prank?

Paul
Post number:
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6th of August 2009 09:56 AM by Paul Chapman website: http://www.mkcitizen.co.uk
Is is true that Mark Grass will be skippering the Saturday 1st XI on saturday?

I had an anonymous message left on my answer machine suggesting that this would be the case - very strange, but I need to know so that I can arrange for the match reports to be sent to me.

Thanks

Paul
Post number:
108
6th of August 2009 09:15 AM by Mulder website: http://www.xfiles.com
Subject Importance: HIGH

I would warn all bletchley town cricketers against responding to Viktor Bristles. It is well known that he is acting under a spy name and is in fact living in the Milton Keynes area.

WARNING: This man's banter is extremely poor and he should not be approached under any circumstances - he has the ability to comatose the subject within a few sentences.

This message will self destruct in 3.....2.....1
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107
5th of August 2009 06:03 PM by Viktor Bristles website: http://www.kgb.org
Commrade,
Ve also tracked the object on re-entry and phoned ze kremlin to varn zem of ze danger.
Tank god ve did not react too soon as burmingham wud be no more than a heep of slag.
May be not a bad thing.......
Anyvey must keep alert yust in case

Victor
Post number:
106
4th of August 2009 08:34 PM by N.O.R.A.D website: http://www.cnn_news.com
News flash from CNN. America has brush with catastrophe.

America was on a heightened state of alert over the weekend when a UFB was identified in near earth orbit as it passed west over the UK.
Fearing a terrorist attack from almost anywhere, the USA went to DEFCON 1 and POTUS was seen boarding Airforce 1 in readiness of a counter attack against the aggressor.
Fortunately the world was saved from nuclear oblivion when a clever man at Langley recognised the funny shape to either be a hammerhead shark or a yard brush neither of which would explode upon impact.

We can sleep safer in our beds knowing we are being spied on all the time.

Chad Sweeper CNN news Anchor
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105
4th of August 2009 06:44 PM by WheelieBin website: http://www.ecb_selectors.org
Just got the news from box Q about the malicious attack on my fellow rubbish recepticle.
This is outrageous and at my home ground as well.
Fortunately CCTV hidden behind the flat screen tele caught all the action and Mr Chips may have had his....

G
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3rd of August 2009 10:30 PM by Mulder website: http://www.xfiles.com
Hi all, I've hit on hard times since the x-files and am now working on UFO sightings in the West Midlands.

Recently i've been investigating what appears to be an annual sighting of UFOs in the selly oak area. This year i had a report of a low flying object which landed in 43 falconhurst rd.

Managed to capture it on cctv -see below

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1414/559585642_2273e707b4.jpg?v=0

Amazingly a neighbour three miles away from the scene was able to provide a lead - he heard voices coming from the street and has informed me i should speak to a mr simpson about this strange sighting.

Over and out.

Mulder
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103
3rd of August 2009 06:06 PM by The Bin In The Corner website: http://PowerShowers@Box Q.com
Hi Chaps,

The bin in the corner in Box Q here.

Was feeling a bit rusty this morning after my treatment yesterday. Comments all day today about a strange linger, I just kept my lid shut and said nothing.

Just after you chaps left that nice Brett Lee popped up. He seemed a bit angry. He was looking for somebody who resembled a chip to give him a good frying, not too sure what all that was about? Also mentioned that he's still got the no ball yips, something to do with more chip abuse he got in the nets earlydoors yesterday morning?

Well thanks for company yesterday anyway chaps.

Laters
Bin In Box Q
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102
31st of July 2009 03:36 PM by The Centurian website: http://I've scored 100 as well.com
Chaps,

I'm feeling good about tomorrow. I remember a few years ago I scored a ton against Cumnor.

Oh, hold on a minute, I've just remembered they scored a ton against my bowling. 6/100 was it?

Skipper 3
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101
31st of July 2009 12:12 PM by The Crowd website: http://Applause@BTCC.com
Hi Chaps, Don H and Pete G here,

Re: post number 100.

Well batted, an innings of poise and distinction. Some of the worst banter I've seen since the war though, you couldn't help but score 100.

Liked the acceleration from 90 to 100 as well. You must have been nervous being on 99 overnight though!

Shabash
Don and Pete x
Post number:
100
31st of July 2009 09:44 AM by Ton up website: http://www.centurian.com
Post number 100 - arguably the best BTCC hundred of the season.
Post number:
99
30th of July 2009 03:31 PM by Bored at Work But Undersized
Yeah, do some work Robbo instead of watching the 2005 Ashes repeats.

Crisp anyone?
Post number:
98
30th of July 2009 03:17 PM by James Ward
Jealousy. I pity the oversized middle aged bored-at-work people who have decided to take it out on me.
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30th of July 2009 02:56 PM by Roy Walker website: http://Bring Back Catchphrase.com
Hi Chaps, Roy here,

I've just been enjoying lunch with my good friend Mr Chips and was amazed when he told me that he was related to that James Ward who plays for your club.

I wasn't suprised one bit when he told me that they were in fact brothers and the only real difference was that Mr Chips is actually made of chips and James Ward isn't made of chips but just has a huge chip on his shoulder!

I've also heard this from several umpires in the Cherwell League who've commented on the lingering smell of Home Fries coming from the outfield.

Say what you see, see what you say, it's the way a tell'em so it is.

Cheers
Roy Walkers Crisps (Not Chips)
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30th of July 2009 02:03 PM by Antony and Ainsley website: http://www.greenpepper.com
Hey all,

Me and my chef pink-shirt-wearing partner in crime, ainsley harriott, are looking to cook croc and chips live on our next show.

No clue how to do it, or where to get the produce from, so tried an internet search for "crocodile mccain fat" and came across your site.

Would it be possible to bring some warwick potatoes and a live grass-croc along to your game on sat so me and ainsley can have a practise before we mess it up live on bbc2.

Cheers then.

Antonty "i have a great wardrobe and look a bit like anne widdecombe" worrall thompson.
Post number:
95
30th of July 2009 01:44 PM by Dave Warwick website: http://I Love My Bike.Com
Dear Mr McCain,

I think I fit the bill although I think my legs may be too long to fit in one of your chip bags.

I have an idea - with my legs being 8.5 miles long have you thought about make chip beanstalks?

Looking forward to your reply.

Dave "Ravey Davey Gravy" Warwick
Post number:
94
30th of July 2009 10:24 AM by Lee Germon website: http://www.thirdchoicecaptain.com
Hi All,

Lee Germon here. For those of you who don't know me, I was a second rate cricketer who ended up captaining New Zealand in the mid-1990s, despite not being a very good keeper or batsman.

Rumours circulating over here in NZ seem to suggest that Bletchley Town CC currently have a player in their 1st XI who, like me in the past, is only holding down a place in the side because he is captain.

I don't want to name any names for fear of being 'clawed', so I'll leave you on that note...

Cheers, LG
Post number:
93
30th of July 2009 10:14 AM by Euan Hobbs
Mr McCain,

In response to your recent post, I'd be delighted to star in your next TV advert.

Regards,

Euan Hobbs
Post number:
92
30th of July 2009 08:34 AM by Mr MCain website: http://Less Than 5% Fat.com
Hi All,

Mr McCain here.

I'm on the look out for models for my next TV advert. We're thinking of using slightly older potatos this time but we need one's still in good condition.

I believe there's a member of your club that fits this description perfectly. I've heard he runs 10km regularly and his legs look like McCain chips (less than 5% fat I believe).

Could anyone let me know if he's available? We've got some new under 10's pads for him as at present as I believe his current pads might be slightly too big for him.

Curry sauce anyone?

Mr McCain
Post number:
91
27th of July 2009 09:17 PM by KP not Khush Patel website: http://www.once_ a SA_always_an_englishman
hiya chaps KP here,
Got a few weeks off due to a string of ham.
Like some of the others in the dressing room taking a keen interest in events at Manor Fields, more captains than the national side at the mo.
So this Clark chap better see it out till the end of the season as there are only 11 in the side.
That Dinton game was a turning point and you know there are winning games out there.
So this week best foot forward and hit them where it hurts to the boundary.

On the side lines

Yours

Kev
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24th of July 2009 10:44 AM by Adolf Hitler website: http://Propaganda.co.zeegermans
Hi Chaps, Adolf here,
See my protege, Admiral Von Clark, has taken the reigns at Bletchley.
Latest Bletchley German propaganda views:
Kilbey - don't worry that you're missing the perfect Aryan race specimen this weekend. Kilbey needs a back hair cut and blow dry every now and again.
The Croc - a perfect example of a killing machine. 1st name down on my team sheet.
Robbo - looks slightly German which I like but can't fire his gun straight.
Simpson - too many frankfurters - enough said.
Packard - hides at the back of the trenches, needs some convincing to go "over the top" first - perfect kamikaze pilot.
Spritts - looks skinny and Jewish - straight to the gas chambers
Ward - like a landmine - could go off at anytime
Laters,
Adolf
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21st of July 2009 07:52 PM by namsdnorg
Reward Mannorfeilds had its 1st plane crash,,,,,,,,,,,90ft up a tree beating the highest six at Mannorfeilds,,,,there one minute now gone,,,,,,,,,,, did anyone see it disappear......did anyone see someone climb the tree .........Reward given for information leading to the light aircraft returned............. Came from tree in cow corner

namsdnuorg
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21st of July 2009 02:52 PM by Graham Napier website: http://www.bigsixhitters.co.uk
Napes here.
I hear on the grapevine that a young whipper snapper named the 'Claw' who hails from my neck of the woods in Essex has been wielding his Woodworm 'Wand' to good effect by crashing some huge sixes to all parts of High Wycombe. Apparently, one of the sixes was seen travelling over Adams Park, a good couple of miles away from London Road. Now that's what I call clean hitting...
Rumour also has it that the Graham 'King of Spring Rolls' Simpson (I also enjoy a good Chinese, so I don't know why everyone abuses him for his muffin top) was so worried about being overtaken by Clarky that he refused an easy two runs in order to claim the strike in the final over. Sounds a bit like my old mate Nasser Hussain, who was good at counting to 6 in order to nick the strike for the next over.
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20th of July 2009 04:43 PM by Ghuffy website: http://www.Javedisinnocent.com
Match-fixer! Kilbey is taking the cash. Fixer the match, no problem.
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16th of July 2009 09:24 PM by Brian Charles Lara website: http://www.releasetheburden.com
Hear ma now bredrin,

It be Brian Charles Lara here, one of de all time greats. Me been hearing dat de burden of captaincy weighed greatly on de Simpson buoys shoulders, and now he ha realeased dat dem burden he is finding some great form. Reminds me of me self back in de 2004 season, passing de buck onto me bredrin who had bigger shoulders dan me goodself, which den allowed me to re-capture me form of yester year. It be de best move for de team, as I hear good tings about de new guv'nor. Long live me roots, BTCC Forever.

B.C.Lara
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12th of July 2009 01:17 PM by Noel website: http://www.dontlookbackinanger.com
Sprittles taking 6-for, Clark bowling more than 3 overs, Packard scoring runs, Robbo a batsman ????

This is crazy. Bring back Simpson.
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9th of July 2009 09:37 PM by FF300_the first test bowler ever website: http://www.know your history.com
Eh up Fiery here .
Just wanted t' say that I'm impressed with the effort.
When ar w down t' mine thar we nowt betta than on a sattida thn nokin a blokes ed off.
So giv it arl ur got,Bletchley is arl the news up eer in gods own county.
Christ yuv even got Goffy local what cud he do.
As Geoff sess its only crickit

Fred
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9th of July 2009 10:22 AM by Henry Blowfeld website: http://www.tms.org
My dear old thing

We are in Cardiff watching the Aussie’s been given a lesson.
In the score box with Geoffrey and Aggers and they mentioned the turn around down at Manor Fields.
There appears to be some inspired captaincy and we thought we would mention to Ricky that he should take a leaf out of Mr Roberts book and pull the batting order out of a hat it seem to work a treat for him.
I like it when I see the odd pigeon on the ground but crocs good lord what next.
Hope all goes well this weekend and if there is any cake left over from the sumptuous teas then post it on for Sundays snacks.

Blowers
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6th of July 2009 05:02 PM by Narry Norman website: http://Film 1988
Dickie

The croc is undoubtedly a magnificent beast of an ancient lineage. Folklore tells tales of this magical beast surviving numerous great extinction events that would have accounted for the present day pretenders to the thrown. Indeed Oliver Read tragically tried and failed to walk in the shadow of the Croc, let’s hope that none of your current crop of players get lured down this very dark path!

Crocs do date back to the Jurassic period and Oliver Read was a loss to the film making world. But this doesn’t mean you should turn your back on the movies and start ripping off your brother’s wildlife programmes?

Come on Dickie play fair and throw the croc a zebra………………..
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6th of July 2009 02:24 PM by Dickie Attenborough website: http://www.crocsoncamera.com
I was sat patiently down at the boggy marshland of Manor Fields on Saturday filming my latest wildlife documentary.

Finally, in the afternoon my patience was rewarded when we captured some amazing footage of nature's greatest ambush predator, the mighty crocodillian, snatching an oversized wilderbeast. He appeared from behind an unsuspecting umpire to snare his victim at deep point. It was the last place anyone expected to see the scaly reptile.

He had the opportunity to snare a second, skinnier victim later in the day but let the chance slip away. He failed to employ his legandary death role to capture his prey. Still, you clearly have a magnificent specimen down at Manor Fields, be sure to look after him.
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2nd of July 2009 10:56 PM by Doddery awd git website: http://www. on the sidelines.com
I can't believe it.
That the worst display of batting I've seen since 1927 and to hear the comment "it exploded on me" this is not the trenches of Normandie.
Sort yourselves out,we dont need drop in pitches just some stiff upper lip the club thrives on........adversity
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2nd of July 2009 09:58 PM by groundsman
thanks Victor for your comments, nice to no we have a qualified groundsman in the club, can you give me some tips how to clear the mines on a road..............it seems no runs on roads or minefeilds,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its the tarmac road next beware it may be used soon............... dont forget to let me no of your tips of batting dont forget the run outs as well


thanks

groundsman
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2nd of July 2009 07:27 PM by Tiger Tim website: http://I_nearlymade it.lta
Good points last week chaps.
Even though it's Wimbledon I still keep an eye on Town to make sure they're on it.
Me and the girls are rooting for you, so send those shipton boys sailing back pointless.
Don't be a pussy cat like me


Grrrrrrrrrrr TT
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2nd of July 2009 07:17 PM by The legend website: http://www.me5_cyprus0.aug
Oiy jimmy yer no nowt.
I wus puttin 5 past cyprus wen u was still in nappies.
Just cos yer layd a few brics y think yer faymus.
Me and dezza go bac yeers so carm it.
If thers any pullin to be dun big malc's in toon.
Dezza wos suportin the bura when big Jack was in charge in the 7tees
So cum on arl the toon, the first ones on me.

Malc McDonald
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1st of July 2009 10:43 PM by DAS
Query - the U13's are playing at Manor Fields on Sunday in the semi finals - are there bacon sarnies and mugs of tea available for people watching?

Seriously - it would be great to see as many senior players down the ground to cheer our youngsters on - if I can make it I will. Hope to see as many down there as possible.

JC
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30th of June 2009 06:24 PM by Jimmy Nail website: http://CrocodileShoes.co.uk
Allreet lads, Big Jimmy here.
I'm gannin' doon the Manor on Satder to see if I kin get me'sell a nice pair of d'em "Crocodile Shoooos"
Its ganna be reet warm doon the Toon and I ken thell be a mincing crocodile aroond. Our lass hasney had a new pair of shooos for a good bit and are'v promised her arl shut and skin any croc a see on seet, reet!

Anywes, ar's parched. Am gan oot on the Toon this evening with that pretend Boro lova Dezzer Kane.

Me and 'im alike two peas in a pod, except arl the birds fancy us rotten and Dezzer's a bit passed it like.

Shoot The Croc!

Jimmy x
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30th of June 2009 04:16 PM by Victor Illage website: http://www.goodcricketwickets.co.uk
Good afternoon young squires,

I see that you used the old New Zealand trick of importing a wicket on Sunday for a certain county game. I too offer this service at discounted rates and am sure you would be most satisfied with my services that i offer.

As a fully qualified groundsman, I also offer bomb disposal services, so should you have any minefields that need clearing locally I can help you out there too.

Greatest Regards

Victor
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29th of June 2009 03:39 PM by Simon Price
Just want to thank all at the club for your help with county game on Sunday. A really good cricket wicket and well organised day. Thanks Again

Simon Price - Worcestershire Cricket Board
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26th of June 2009 09:04 PM by Big Keith Arnold website: http://www.packofjokers.com
Whassup fellas, Arnie here. I was going on holiday until I checked the fixtures and realised that I could get in the league averages by just turning up against you jokers.

As long as that Big Dog Lee Taylor isn't going to hit me into the factories or that Ward isn't about to sh*t himself again, I'm bound to pick up a Michelle against you amateurs!
See you tomorrow for a few hours
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26th of June 2009 08:40 PM by A Rashid website: http://Yorkshires_goin_places.yorks
Hey "Simmo" heard the good news all the way back in gods own county, the finger is back.
As a fellow twirler all I can say is alleluia.
Lets send those Banbury boys spinning to oblivion.
Monty is struggling so keep up the good work and the squad beckons.
Give them the finger.

Good luck Adil
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26th of June 2009 08:23 PM by Snappy I'm so happy website: http://www.crocadillians.org
The head croc was in fine form thursday nite, he had a few things to say and was quite snappy.
Commitment and endevour you can't fault with this scaly beast, so come on you boys, bats show the makers name to those Banbury ******* and bowlers bend youre backs 25 points is a minimum Hooooyaaaaa
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22nd of June 2009 12:30 PM by Phil Brown website: http://www.hullfc.com
Listen up guys.

After a promising start, I hear the first XI are sinking faster than a Humberside dumpling. Sounds like you need one of my famous half time roastings in front of the fans in order to avoid a nasty case of the Newcastle's.

Robbo should follow my lead and have a quiet word with your own "Geovanni". Get your acts together or I'll be down to Manor Fields to give you all an old school ear bashing.

Play for the badge!

Not so big Phil
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19th of June 2009 04:25 PM by Jacob Cracker website: http://BiscuitsForCheese@hotmal.com
Me and my rather spiffing wife Sheeza will be dropping by Manor Fields to quaff some Pimms and maybe enjoy a Ritz or two while watching you fine chaps play that lovely game tomorrow.

Tell me, is it legal to eat biscuits with cheese at your homeground or will I be arrested by Officer Nibble who I believe might be invited to turn his arm over at some point tomorrow?

Your sincerely
Mr Jacob S Cracker and Mrs Sheeza Cracker
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19th of June 2009 03:40 PM by Ticket master website: http://blacktrainers.com
Warning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are down the ground next Wednesday and you see lads wearing jeans , flipflops ,beeny hats and drinking stella from cans playing on the square dont throw them off. They are the opposition Denbigh Sports and Social 1st XI.
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19th of June 2009 02:28 PM by Billy Hill website: http://www.smokemybat.com
Hi FC, Bill Hill here. You seem to have left your umpires coat in our shop this morning (you must have drunk too much red wine and thought you were in Ladbrookes) and I notice you've made some comments about some of the betting patterns for the Bletchley players: Thought I'd share them with the players.

Simpson - player most likely to face most deliveries and bowl the most overs (attracting better odds now he's not captain).
Cooper - Most likely to be injured
Grass - Most likely to complain at tea time about weather/food/drinks/captain/fielding
Our Lad - Most likely to be out LBW (must be able to get better than Evens somewhere?!)
Killer - Most likely to get caught
Packard - Most likely to be pissed

Cheers, Billy Hill
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19th of June 2009 01:01 PM by Quentin Jones
I would like to congratulate the U13's on winning Bucks zone four with two games still to play. The team spirit has been excellent as has Dave Shepherd's management. He is doing a fine job with both the U13 & U14. It has been a breath of fresh air to see my son playing in a side and at a club where I have seen no politics and snide parents. Looking at the ability of many of the players in the U13 side, BTCC has a promising future ahead.

Thanks again Dave.

Q Jones 1st team scorer.
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19th of June 2009 12:30 PM by BetFred Clark website: http://I Managed Bayer Leveurkeusen.com
Alright boys, FC here.
Been down "Laddies" this morning, incredibly I got 100/1 on that Packard boy hitting a 6 the first ball of the innings for the second week in a row - come on Eddie, don't let me down!
Also put a spread down on the Bletchley total being between 130 and 145, 25/1 - pretty safe I'd say.
Got 8/1 on Roberts throwing his toys out of his pram, 4/1 on Grassy mentally destroying the opposition and a long odds bet of 80/1 on our lad hitting the ball between mid-off and point during his innings.
If this accumulator comes in I'll be able to eat Fish and Chips every night for the rest of my life.
Come on fellas, don't let me down now!

FC
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19th of June 2009 11:58 AM by Nigel B website: http://www.missinglink.com
Greetings all, beasty here!

I'd just like to make it clear that it wasn't me lurking down by the bottom cricket pitch, slowly moving off into the woods. I'm still in Egypt doing my thing but will be flying in on Saturday to defend my title as hairiest man in cricket.

I heard that there are a few contenders to my throne; namely Simpson and Kilbey. I say bring it on! I will put them to shame with my hairy back and arms. My follicle per inch ratio is unrivalled and they'll need to show some real class in the parade ring that is the BTCC showers in order to take my crown. Oh yeah!!

Beast man
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19th of June 2009 11:31 AM by WPC Gloria Flackjacket website: http://Bletchleytowncc_community_police.org
I felt I should use your site to warn the club of potential problems at manor fields.
Whilst on patrol yesterday evening, I saw a match being played on the bottom cricket pitch and noticed a shady character loitering on the boundary wearing a hoody and eating chips, couldn't get a good look at his face but he seemed to be practicing a strange bowling action does this remind you of anyone.
Be vigilent, he could be dangerous and if in doubt dail furzton 999
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19th of June 2009 11:06 AM by Susan Boyle website: http://I Love The Priory.com
Dear James Clark
Mr Cowell is right, you have such a beautiful singing voice. Bit of advice though - I've heard that you think you're "Simply The Best" - well I thought that too and look where that's got me, in the nuthouse.
My psychyiatrist Mark Grass has helped me through this tough time though, perhaps you should ask him for some advice on coping with stardom? He's a very balanced individual and we've enjoyed a few romantic death rolls together. We also enjoy eating together, he has a passion for very rare big zebra steaks, he likes being teased when I hold them just above the water when we're both submerged in his croc pool.
Gotta go now, all this Croc fantasising has made me hungry..

Lots of Love
Susie B xxxxx
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19th of June 2009 10:54 AM by Simon Cowell website: http://X Factor Search.com
You might not have seen me lurking in the background with Sinita on Saturday night at your club barbecue. What can I say, that Clark boy has got a wonderful pair of lungs on him! Can someone get me his phone number so I can get him down to the XFactor auditions in London? Cheryl has been on the phone and she's keen to meet this up and coming superstar.

Well, gotta go now, need to pull my trousers up a bit further.

Cowie x
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10th of June 2009 01:22 PM by Eleva Ruski website: http://www.russiantotty.cccp
I was thinking of attending the Sri Lankan bbq on Saturday, but only if that nice Mr Sprittles junior is going to be around. I think he would like my nice short skirt and long legs. My friend works in a crocodile sanctuary near Little Horwood - do you know if she is going too? I hear that the last time she took the croc out to one of your events he had too many glasses of red wine. Naughty croc.

Please can you tell me if nice James Sprittles is going? Check out my website for more pictures.......
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10th of June 2009 10:46 AM by Geoff Mill website: http://www.england-selectors.co.uk
Just a quick note to let you all know its not a closed shop to get in the England team. With the 20/20 a new scene Internationally we are always on the look out for new talent. Just spotted your midweek averages and will be keeping an eye on your Jason Heenan. Second in the batting averages, top of the bowling and top of the catches. Keep up the good work , keep concentrating on the the shorter stuff as it seems you only get a game when you are captain otherwise.

Geoff
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9th of June 2009 09:58 AM by The Croc website: http://I Hate Salt Water.co.au
"Woke up this morning feeling fine,
Ate a marsupial pickled in brine,
I'm gonna smash James Gear into the woods......
Something tells me salt water is no good".

"I've got a big bat, it sleeps in my bed,
When I hit the ball I pretend that it's dead
I'm not a big fan of running at all.....
I'm just a vicious Croc and I'm not very tall!"

Save The Croc
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9th of June 2009 09:16 AM by James Gear website: http://www.pack_of_jokers.com
Let's get the first team batting averages up.
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7th of June 2009 02:11 PM by Nigel Wain - Leicestershire U14 Team Manager
Just a quick note to say thanks to all at the club for your hospitality throughout our match v Bucks on 17th May. A special thanks to your top groundsman Alan, his effort to get the game on in the first place and then completed on a miserable day was first class.

One 'must' however for a club of your status playing county age group games, is mobile covers. Your groundsman did a great job with the sheet covers on 5-6 occasions, but there must be an easier way.

Surely a strong club like yours with Clubmark, and a thriviing junior section should surely be eligible for ECB or other funding?

Thanks again and best wishes, Nigel Wain
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6th of June 2009 07:39 AM by Jonty Rhodes
I think the captions above are a bit flattering for your junior midweek side. They dont get near enough to the ball to make an atempt to catch it. The idea is to learn from the veteran players, not to field like them.

Regards

Jonty
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5th of June 2009 05:59 PM by Essex Boy website: http://www.get_yur_ass_in_shape.com
Dear Duke here's tootin,
I hear Robbo is the Graham Gooch of the noughties.
With this regime change, there will be a different understanding of a six pack.
There will be a pre match 48 hour moratorium on alcopops, the introduction of circuit training and shuttle runs.
So don't be a Gower, there's a new marshall coming to Town
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5th of June 2009 03:06 PM by John Wayne website: http://www.Fridayisboozeday.com
Listen up gunslingers.

Michael Fish tells me it's gunna rain all day tomorrow down at Manor Fields, so I am hereby endorsing the rain-card tonight. Don't be afraid to play it pilgrims.

The Duke
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4th of June 2009 09:13 AM by Corporate Sales website: http://www.daz-gets-your-whites-whiter.com
Dear Bletchley Town,

Extensive Market research has revealed an unprecedented drop in sales of all washing powders and liquids in the Milton Keynes area. It appears that this may be due to the fact that junior members of the club appear insistent on keeping their whites immaculate throughout not just one match, but the whole season !!

Please cease this practice forthwith !!!!!

Yours in whiter-than-whiteness

Daz Comfort
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3rd of June 2009 11:58 AM by C Darwin website: http://www.lifes_a_tree.org
Dear Che,

We prefer to look at this as an evolution.

Spin just uses slower revolutions (clever eh)

Yours

Chaz
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2nd of June 2009 09:36 AM by Ric Flair website: http://www.WWFforever.com
Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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2nd of June 2009 07:53 AM by Che Guevara
Spinners are the new millenia's bourgeoise. Capitalising on the hard labour of the seam attack. Property is theft!

Long live the revolution under comrade Roberts.
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1st of June 2009 10:42 PM by Chris Gayle website: http://www.de-spin-twins.co.uk
Simmo yeha man bruv.
we tweakas have got to stick togetha.
Luk to da fucha, stik wid it, battin down de orda mite be d nu you.
Want to wish de first de best of luck and dis Robbo all de siport we can give im.
All de best u boys.
Make it happen

T20 Chris
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26th of May 2009 08:49 AM by bring_me_banter_to_brighten_up_tuesday
Didn't realise you had a little business adventure as well Simmo:

http://www.menudb.ca/i/ottawa/11/1.jpg
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23rd of May 2009 08:42 AM by The King of Sp(a)in website: http://www.I've_seen_the_light.com
News has filtered through from the international circuit of a spin phenomenon in the Bucks area, as an national selector I'll be popping down from Warwickshire to see if Chris Gayle has got it right.

Yours
Gillo
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22nd of May 2009 11:10 PM by Steve Irwin website: http://www.gday_shelia.com
Gday y'all.

Been informed of a couple 'a sightings down fields of some rare beasts which escaped monkey world long time ago.

One of em was real self centred; used to not let anyone else near one end of the enclosure and then insisted on being the first to play with the toys. Real hairy belly button as well, quite freakish, even for a monkey. Looked like this as a kid:
http://www.maskofalice.com/images/halloween/masks/gorilla.GIF

Other one is a real wild beast. Ginga he was, lucky not to get put down at birth. But we kept him all the same - good catcher - mentally tortures the weaker monkeys though. Distincitvely hairy back - real nasty. Didn't take any pics of him as a youngster - artists impression here though: http://www.longhuynh.com/images/gorilla.gif
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22nd of May 2009 04:54 PM by Chris Gayle website: http://www.biglicks.co.uk
Easy now,

Dem Bletchly batsmen be leading de way with shot-a-ball tactic. No need call dem hack.

Bring de lotion tomorra, tis gunna be roastin.
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22nd of May 2009 01:41 PM by DCI Harry Sack
Chief Constable Balls,

If I may be so bold as to suggest a possible witness to the heinous events of Wednesday evening, several players reported sighting what can only be described as a 'man with a funny northern voice and weird hair'. He was last seen riding a bike that was obviously his size when he was 16 but, like his hairstyle, is at least 20 years too young for him. I believe that this gentleman may work at the local chinese restaurant as he is seen in there most evenings.

Alternative alias for this young man is the self appointed 'King of Spin' however giving his preference for Chinese food the 'King of Spring-rolls' may be more apt.
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22nd of May 2009 01:30 PM by Hack Hunter
To Anon Umpire, congratulations on managing to find the guest book, a worthy achievement considering your myopic vision. Having perused the team sheet for the 2nd XI for tomorrow I can assure you that there are a couple of players that can be described as agricultural at best !!! :)
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22nd of May 2009 11:55 AM by Chief Constable Harry Balls website: http://999@FurztonPoliceStation.com
I hope you can help. My name is Police Constable Harry Balls and I'm investigating a burglary at Furzton Sports Field on Wednesday evening.

The suspect is described as "a middle-aged trundler who had the benefit of bowling to batsmen with the sun in their eyes". He is charged with attacking several members of the "village" cricketing fraternity with a red cherry along with a second charge of grievious bodily harm to a cricket bail.

Any witnesses to the events of Wedneday night should call that Ravi chap on Crimewatch and he'll get a photofit of the suspect on the telly.

This man is dangerous and members of the public are advised not to stand at the other end of a cricket pitch with a bat in their hand for fear of more reprisal.

Evening All!
PC H Balls
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22nd of May 2009 10:28 AM by Anon Umpire website: http://www.secondX1_supportersclub.com
I would address the scurrilous comments from Hack-Hunter, we only allow cultured and stylish players in the 2nds, unfortunately we have to re-train them in these cunning arts once they drop down from Div 1.
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22nd of May 2009 09:26 AM by Hack-Hunter
To be fair that summarizes 20% of the 1st team, 50% of the 2nds and the entire 3rd team, any more pointers ?? :-)
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22nd of May 2009 07:59 AM by WhoamIdescribing.com website: http://Glassbacksquizmaster@btcc.com
Easy one to start then......

Hack
A batsman of generally low skill with an excessively aggressive approach to batting, commonly with a preference towards lofted cross bat shots. A poor defensive stance and lack of defensive strokes are also features of a hack. (usually bats at number 11, also see "ferret" and "rabbit".

Answers in the guestbook please.
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22nd of May 2009 07:50 AM by NathanBrooks@DintonCricketClub.com website: http://JamesClarkisMyNemesis.com
Hi all. Not had much sleep this week as you can imagine with the thought of facing Clarky first up tomorrow after my Golden pair last season. Been on wikipedia this morning and apparently the correct cricket terminonology for three in a row is a Golden Shower. Clarky, I'm really looking forward to it xxxx
Nathan
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21st of May 2009 02:58 PM by Ricky Ponting website: http://www.worrying_about_the _ashes.com
Jeez mate,
Looking at your stats you obviously have two decent bowlers at the club seam and spin.
If your getting those returns at club level, whats the test team going to be like.
Have we picked the right squad?
See you soon.

Ricky xxx
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21st of May 2009 11:17 AM by Gordon Brown website: http://www.redink.com
I heard a first team "all-rounder" was playing for his average on Saturday, inexplicably patting back maidens in the midst of a run chase, so his colleagues had to throw their wickets away in a bid for victory.

This selfish individual has acted in his own best interests and is clearly a little retarded. I was wondering if he would be interested in a ministerial position as part of my cabinet reshuffle?
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18th of May 2009 04:14 PM by Marshall Mathers website: http://www.eminemlovescricket.com
Will the real spin shady please stand up, please stand up....
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18th of May 2009 02:42 PM by Inspector Morse website: http://www.shutting_down_rubbish_banter.com
Get back to work before JD Wetherspoon starts turning as much of a profit as your "spin".
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18th of May 2009 02:34 PM by OJ Simpson website: http://usprison.com
Hey Simpson,

A bit of advice, I gotta away with it for a long time kidding everyone.

Quit while you are ahead before somebody realises your a spinning fraud and catches up with you.

OJ
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18th of May 2009 08:06 AM by Warney website: http://www.downunderspinkingseeker.com
G'day all,

Just wanted to pass on a big congratulations to Mr Simpson on his marathon stint of bowling with great flight and guile on Saturday, jees, what a bowler. It reminded me of my early years as a spinner, showing such great promise!! Stick another shrimp on the barbie mate.
I am however, fearful that the burden you have taken on of bowling, opening the batting and captaining a side of great individual talent, is taking it's toll!! You appear to have reverted back to being on holiday in Australia, as you got the batting order upside down!! If you continue to make this mistake I am afraid that I can only see continued failure amongst the mists!!
Also, one more tip Simpson, you saw what happened to me when my weight balooned... stay of the chinese's!!
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18th of May 2009 06:02 AM by Christopher Martin-Jenkins website: http://www.thetimes.co.uk
Morning all, just read the 1st XI match report for this week, and it reads a little bit like a child's story. Full of narrative, completely lacking analysis or structure. Where is the suspense or intrigue? Or the mention of some awful umpiring? Why has little attention been paid to the innings played by Smith? Why have you failed to mention the numerous dropped catches?

I am happy to write it for you, as long as you chimps bat a bit better than you did on Saturday.

So long - must go down for breakfast now before the final day's play here at the Riverside.

CMJ xxx
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15th of May 2009 08:33 PM by Gloria Ponsforth RSPCC(MK)branch website: http://www.sicknoteuk.co.uk
We at the society for the prevention of cruelty to cricketers are concerned at the reports in the local press of cricketers having to retire from the field with cramp.
Making individuals bowl, field, and bat all in one day is a distinct case of cruelty and is totally unacceptable.
Reports are being written......
One of our undercover investigators could visit Manor Fields without warning and if these illegal pracitices are seen to be being carried out then legal proceedings could be forthcoming.
If any cricketers feel they are being unduly manipulated and are having to carry out more than one activity then dial 08700SICKNOTE and your concerns will be dealt with in confidence by one of our trained level 3 coaches
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15th of May 2009 08:12 PM by Fidel "Round Arm" Edwards website: http://Fidel@killjimmyanderson.com
One, two, Fidel's after you
Three, Four gonna knock at your door
Five, Six, JImmy's head's gone for 6
Jimmy's gonna get it, Jimmy's gonna get it, Jimmy's gonna get it.....
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15th of May 2009 05:11 PM by Chris Gayle website: http://www.wishingfor20:20.org
Lordy, lordy,lordy expectin rain I had the citizen delivad to d riverside.
Who is dis sensachan who dominates sides wid his wizardry, tank god he hasn't teamed up with Grayham Swann what a formidible pair of rippas dey would make.
Don't no dis bletchly side but dey muss be flyin high.
Soon as dis borin game is ova i'm heddin south to feast mi eyes.
meby we cud tann him up and have a tree prong attack.
Me report layta
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12th of May 2009 09:42 PM by Quincy website: http://www.mysteriessolved.com
Isn't getting married enough for you?
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12th of May 2009 08:19 PM by 1st team DNB
Cant we let Simmo keep wicket until he comes on to bowl so he doesnt get bored ?
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12th of May 2009 07:57 PM by Phil "the cat" tuffers
I didn't believe my eyes, there I was cycling through Great Brickhill on a little jaunt when I heard this sound like the ripping of air, pulling over by a small quaint ground I saw this spikey haired youth bowling up the slope with an action akin to spin bowling, not much movement though and then the realisation the ripping sound was his trousers giving way... go seam go seam
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12th of May 2009 05:49 PM by Borat
Yak Shamash

In-a my country, Simpson, he is a very famous for gypsy catcher. He hev many goats. I like him. High five!!!
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10th of May 2009 01:34 PM by Ghuf website: http://www.whereisdobbin.com
Chapel? Where is Chapel? Must find Dobbin the Horse - has he been put out to stud or is he working at Rollers?

Chapel - what have you done with Dobbin? Nice Horsey!
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10th of May 2009 10:15 AM by SteveIrwin@SnappySnapps.co.uk website: http://SaveTheCroc.com
G'Day all. Big Stevo back from the dead here. Spotted a rare ginger haired Sheila croc fielding on the boundary at Standlake yesterday. He's a absolute beauty. 5 foot five, uses a big bat, and he's real aggressive. Got to be careful everyone, when the big hard red ball comes towards him those powerful hands are like jaws and they snap around it, breaking it into little pieces mate. Fare dinkum "Save The Croc"
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10th of May 2009 10:07 AM by Ghuf website: http://ValuableBag.com
Anyone seen valuable bag, must have valuable bag, must have valuable bag..
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10th of May 2009 10:03 AM by Graeme Swann website: http://Doosra@OxfordDowns.co.uk
Saw that boy Simpson taking yet another bagful of wickets at Downs yesterday - see he's learnt the art of drift and that doosra he delivered first ball reminded me of Gilo's dream ball to Martin at Old Trafford in 2005 - what can I say, the lad's a class act! Was on the phone to Miller after the match who agreed that Panesar had to be dropped - if the next Test Match wasn't in May on a green one in Durham surely we'd be a devastating combo.. P.S when's the hip replacement booked in Simmo? x
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7th of May 2009 06:51 PM by Richard James Fletcher
Is it possible that Simmo is trying to compete for the slowest bowler in the club trophy? I must look to my laurels!
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5th of May 2009 11:28 AM by Jason website: http://This one
Ref post 12 " I understand that as a general rule abuse is not tolerated on this website"

What on earth gave you that idea ??? :-)
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5th of May 2009 08:49 AM by S. Mushtaq website: http://pdf5g9
The last two comments show quite how mysterious Simpson's bowling is. Some say he has mastered the zooter also. I prefer to believe the rumour that he is still bowling round armed away swing and isn't fit enough to come off more paces.
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4th of May 2009 07:53 PM by Richard Fletcher
I didn't realise that simpson had started bowling off spin?
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3rd of May 2009 08:44 PM by Des
The citizen article mentioned the (simpson "arm ball") these are two phrases I had never thought to see in print together.
If anyone participating in that game could possibly explain to a fellow bowling aficionado what this obscure term means I would be indebted and possibly enlightened
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3rd of May 2009 12:57 PM by J. Wade
I understand that as a general rule abuse is not tolerated on this website. Is comment on Graham Simpson's performances exempt from this rule?
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30th of April 2009 04:25 PM by Big Gus Fraser
Hi team, Angus here.

I was reading the Bledlow match report and the journalist and fast bowler in me wondered how that dodgy off-spinner Simpson grabbed all the headlines?

Surely that talented Packard chap should have taken the credit and the headlines for the victory; I understand his innings was a different gravy and he took a couple of key wickets with his militant medium pacers.

Gus x x x x x
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29th of April 2009 10:40 AM by Geoff Boycott website: http://Geoff.boycott@yorkshirecc.co.uk
RE; Bedlow Village Game Report First x1 25th April 2009.

Excellent match report, although I must take exception to one comment.
The only time that G Simpson could "reap rewards" for his introduction into the attack would be as the secret weapon in a burger eating competition squad.

Still good start to the season lads.
Regards
Geoff.
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27th of April 2009 05:52 PM by Des
Nice match reports who's the poet laureate we have employed to write them. I thought I felt a tremor on Sunday and I was in Stockton on tees.

Good work and keep em coming
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8th of March 2009 11:08 PM by Jess
Great work Jason! The site looks great. Many thanks.
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4th of March 2009 05:06 PM by Richard Fletcher
Jason, thaks for all the hard work especially in unearthing the third team photograph. I didn't realise that either Kevin or myself looked so athletic. It must have been on a good hair day.
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14th of February 2009 08:07 AM by Radders
Well Killer! the photos were taken from behind the West Indian Quick so everything looks closer than it was. Actually the photos were circa 1880 when the club was sponsored by the local Butchers so steaks were freely available but that's our little secret eh!
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12th of February 2009 01:44 PM by Alex Kilbey
Great work Jason.
Excellent effort getting photo's of Radders, I didnt know photgraphy was in common use in the 1920's. The keeper isn't as far back as i had expected Radders? ......but i suppose all that steak in his gloves gave him abit of extra protection!!!!
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11th of February 2009 12:48 PM by Jason
Hi Mick,
We do have a link to the Cherwell League website under the Saturday 1st XI and Saturday 2nd XI pages.

Any photos / scorebooks would be a fantastic addition to the site, if you could mail anything you have electronically to admin@bletchleytownncc.com, failing that we could arrange to have things scanned up.
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11th of February 2009 10:25 AM by Mick Boyden
Well done to all concerned, I have some old photographs of visits of the West Indies and Pakistan to Manor Fields, plus some others if you would like them and some scorebooks going back to 1974. Does your web site have a link to the Cherwell League website ?.
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11th of February 2009 08:51 AM by Alan Smith
Well done looks great just like you slog sweep,,,,,, anychance of advertiseing the county games thanks alan
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9th of February 2009 07:44 PM by Des Kane
Jason fantastic job with the website, finally found something your good at.
Some of the copy posted on this site relating to teams playing at much higher level is dubious at best